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lyrics
Chorus:
This MLM
Is your ticket to fame and fortune
If you can spend
A little seed for your wealth
This MLM
Will trigger all of your endorphins
Don't you pretend
You want to do something else
Verse 1:
We heard you hate your job
And you hope that something else is out there
Oh have we got some news for you
Just give us any slob
And we'll turn them to a millionaire
Just pay a little fee
And go get yourself a bunch of views
Chorus
Verse 2:
It could take anywhere from
A couple days to 40 years
Success is almost guaranteed
Wait til the algorithm
Notices that you are here
But until then make sure you
Got a lot of cash to bleed
Chorus
Bridge:
This platform is kind of
The ultimate deal
You make all the value
That we can steal
If you buy a couple ads
You might get some views
And we might kick a couple pennies
Back to you
The freedom is yours
To do what you like
As long as you don't get
A channel strike
This career can really be
A lot of fun
As long as you don't mind if we
Take the money and run
credits
released June 3, 2022
Written, performed, engineered and mixed by Intellectual Dark Wave
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