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12 rules for living in this postmodern world
12 rules for living if you've never even kissed a girl
12 rules for living if you're tired of being incel
12 rules for living, learn them well

If you're feeling like you were born too late
In a world that doesn't appreciate
What a straight, white man can really do
Then boy, have I got a book for you

First thing you do is stand up straight
Put your shoulders back and demand a mate
If you don't learn how before too late
Then you'll never have the chance to procreate

Be the hero of your story
Slay the dragon, claim your glory
Learn to be a man, you're forty five!

12 rules for living in this postmodern world
12 rules for living if you've never even kissed a girl
12 rules for living if you're tired of being incel
12 rules for living, learn them well

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released June 5, 2019

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